hervacationh0me: omw to your girls house like
clickingisthenewdigging: Willie Hutch - I Choose...
danispaghetti: I wanna cut my hair off and start over but I know I will regret it this exactly
darrynek: hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder this bitch killed my vibe
theghostoffbrpast: if i ever publish a book and it ends up on here with half the text blacked out to make some angsty teenagerish sentence i will come and hunt you down motherfucker
westbor0baptistchurch: tootsied: iapprovethispost: tootsied: I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR] You’re living in the past it’s a new generation [LOUD GUITAR] [SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
bitchouttahell: shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves